Crew Life
(To the tune of 'Park Life' by Blur)

Confidence is a preference of the habitual voyeur of what is known as,
STAGE CREW

A morning lecture can be avoided if you take all night to do a,
BAND RIG

During gigs the punters get intimidated by the sub-bass, they just love a
bit of it

Who's that fat bloke mixing, you should cut down on your pizza and beer
mate, get some exercise

All the people, so many people, they all go hand in hand, hand in hand
through their,
CREW LIFE

I get up when I want, except on gig days when I get rudely awakened by the,
SOUND CHECK

I put out my molefays, have a can of beer, and think about changing the
patch,
LIGHT RIG

I feed the wedges, I sometimes feed front of house too. It gives me a sense
of enormous deafness.
SOUND RIG

Then I'm happy for the rest of the gig, safe in the knowledge there will
always be 1K in it.

All the pinspots, so many pinspots, they all go line in line, patch in patch
through their,
ARC LINE

It's got nothing to do with your vorsprung Klark technic you know,
DRIVE RACK

And it's not about our hellies who go round and round and round,
ALL NIGHT.

(Written, I believe, by Chris, Charlie (remember him?), Polly, Dan and most of the rest of the first year crew at the time.)